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Quotes made by the Orks.

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YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA!

+++ An Ork wildy firing his kustom-shoota, accidentally killing half his mob in the process +++


Your boys do wrong, you see they get it. Or you get it.

+++ Orkish Maxim +++


Humies? 'Ow'd dey get down ere?

+++ Last words of an Ork before the Ravenwing blew up his Gargant +++


Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die, we die, so it don't count as defeat. If we runs for it we don't die neither, so we can always come back for anuvver go, see!

+++ Commonly held Ork view of warfare +++


Orkses are never beaten in battle... we can always come back for anuvver go...

+++ anon +++


B

You're rich! You're flashy! You 'ave a proppa Orky stoutness about your belly! And you've got more big, shooty, and dead 'ard gear than any 2 other Orks put together. Da uvver clans orta make way for da Bad Moons!

+++ Bad Moons statement +++


All Orks is equal, but some Orks are more equal dan uvvas.

+++ Goff Warboss Bugrat Skumdreg, on being accused of taking more than his fair share of the booty from the latest battle +++

D

We’s stomped ’umies, we’s blown up stuff and we’s driven our traks from one end of da world to da uvva. We’s gonna come back next year!

+++ Bugsplatta Defnik of the Red Wheelz Speed Freeks +++


We’ve got our Gargantz an’ we’ve got our weapons. Wot ain't we got? We ain’t got anyfing for target practice iz wot! So I'll tell you wot we're gonna do. We’re gonna give da Humies a taste of ‘ot metal death is wot. We’s gonna take Big Gork and Big Mork ‘ere an’ we’s gonna stomp Hummie!

+++ Warlord Dragnatz prepares the Boyz for the Waaagh! +++


The best means of Attack is Defence, an' the best means of Attack is a really really Big One, right, with lots of Boys an' dead big shooty things an' what have ya.

+++ legendary Ork Smartboy Derek Zog, opening chapter +++

E

err boss..WE"Z GITTEN SHOT UP!!!

+++ Ork boy being shot at by attackers +++

G

We’re safe ’ere Gobbitz. There’s no way da beakies can get to us at the top of dis cliff…

+++ Last words of Gibli the Gretchin, before being overrun by Space Marine Assault troops from the Salamanders Chapter +++


Dere's jus' one fing wiv cans wot ya'av ta bovver about - Sittin' on dat spring gives ya piles!

+++ Ork Dreadnought Ace 'Jip' Gobsmak +++


H

- Not enuff nails?

- Nah, I put da little feller in upside down.
+++ Doc Hacksore musing why his newly constructed dreadnought wasn't working +++

I

Itz gunna urt alot but yull be better yull see ha ha ha!!!

+++ mad dok about to tend to a wounded boy+++

P

Aim fer dat big buildin’ over der. No da uvver wun! NO DAT WUN! Zoggit, just land it ‘ere.

+++ Kaptain Parrkurr of the Ork Landa ‘Funderbird Too’ +++


This iz goin' ta 'urt... A LOT! YEHAHAHAH!

+++ Unknown Painboy tending the wounded at the Battle of Piscina IV +++


T

I'm da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to rouse up da boyz to crush and kill ‘cos da boyz forgot what dere ‘ere for. I woz one of da boyz till da godz smashed me in da ‘ead an’ I ‘membered dat Orks is meant to conquer and make slaves of everyfing they don’t kill.

I’m da profit of da Waaagh an’ whole worlds burn in my boot prints. On Armour-Geddem, I led da boyz through da fire deserts and smashed da humies’ metal cities to scrap. I fought Yarik, old one-eye at Tarturus, an’ he fought good but we smashed iz city too.

I’m death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin’ stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an’ we caught old one-eye when da speed freeks blew da humies’ big tanks ta bits. I let ‘im go ‘cause good enemies iz ‘ard to find, an Orks need enemies ta fight like they need meat ta eat an’ grog ta drink.

I iz more cunnin’ than a grot an’ more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can’t be beat. On Pissenah we jumped da marine-boyz an’ our bosspoles was covered in da helmets we took from da dead ‘uns. We burned dere port an’ killed dere bosses an’ left nothin’ but ruins behind. I’m Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka an’ I speak wiv da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!
+++ Warlord Ghazghkull Thraka, Graffiti on Warlord Battle Titan wreckage, found by Dark Angels at Westerisle, Piscina IV +++


I’ll be back…

+++ Warlord Ghazghkull Thraka +++

U

Hit 'em hard, Hit 'em low and give 'em plenty of Dakka

+++ Waaagh from above, ordered by Uzgob (call-sign: Mavarork), Kommanda of the Deff Skwadron +++

V

Shooty Deff from da Sky

+++ motto of Vulcha Squad +++

W

we'll frag em to Zog!!!

+++ orks when they throw grenades+++